Dalish elf wearing flower crowns (◡‿◡✿)
Mahariel making Tamlen a flower crown (◡‿◡✿)
Tamlen looking at Mahariel with a loving smile and thinking how cute she looks still standing on her tippy toes to put on the flower crown even though he’s slouching (◡‿◡✿)
Mahariel standing too high on her tippy toes, suddenly tripping and Tamlen catching her in his arms, as they both share an awkward moment of silence (≧▽≦✿)
Mahariel burying Tamlen after he died in camp, planting a small tree and placing a flower crown in the middle (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
There. There is the Fire Emblem text post meme thing I promised.
With all the horrible Tellius favouritism you (should have) expected
Originally this was a joke about Maribelle’s abysmal strength stat, but then I remembered that Pair Up doesn’t work like Rescue and we can no longer make our archers carry horses on their backs all over the battlefield, which is a downright crying shame.
Anyway though, clearly Barabelle would not have this problem.
Barabelle would be a better unit and give Brady the strength he’s always dreamed of, and could probably carry four horses on her back wherever she went. If only.
THIS IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY. THIS IS MAKING ME BEYOND ANGRY. IVE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON GAMES MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER KNEW THIS. THIS DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE INCH OF SENSE WHAT SP FUCKING EVER. IM SO ANGRY AT THESE FUCKING POKEMON THERES NO WAY IN HELL A REMORAID EVOLVES INTO A GOD DAMN OCTILLERY THERES NO FUCKING WAY. IM SO PISSED OFF.
REMORAID IS A FUCKING HANDGUN OCTILLERY IS A CANON. A SMALL LONG RANGE WEAPON EVOLVES INTO A BIGGER ONE
THAT’S WHY THEY LEARN SO MANY BEAM MOVES
I’M REALLY GLAD THAT SECOND GUY EXPLAINED THIS.